Dear Mark,
When playing blackjack on a shoe game, what are the most cards that a dealer can
draw without busting? Though it's probably not a record, last night the dealer
drew nine cards before he got a 17. She even called over the pit boss who said
that was the most he'd ever seen. Matt T.
Even if you are not a card counter, Matt, I'll assume that once you observed
all those aces on the felt, you held up betting until the dealer shuffled up.
Anyhow, I've come up with the maximum of a 12 cards, and it would have
to play out like this: A, A, A, A, A, A, 6, A, A, A, A for the dealer to get
to a hard 16, then, another Ace, 2, 3, 4, or 5 to make their hand. Although
I can't remember my personal best when pitching cards or observing dealers
in table games management, it wasn't a dozen cards, or anything close to
it.
Incidentally, rules that dictate a dealer standing or hitting a soft 17 wouldn't
matter.
Dear Mark,
When playing blackjack, is it better to play single deck or multiple decks?
I like two decks myself. Rita K.
Given the choice, Rita, I always recommend playing on a game where they use
the fewest decks. With perfect basic strategy on a single deck game, you can
thump the casino advantage down to 0.15% over the long run.
Compared to single deck odds, your favorite, the two-decker, shrivels your
odds by 0.35%, (with four decks 0.48%, six decks 0.54%, and eight decks 0.58%.).
Dear Mark,
My uncle has a pacemaker, and he thinks it interferes with the electronics of
the slots he likes to play. He's never won nothin' since they put the thing
in him. Should he wear some Reynolds Wrap or something like that under his shirt
since aluminum shields you from radio signals? Gurth T.
Your query, Gurth, at first seemed a bit on the fringe, but since I've
been know to answer all questions gambling related, I went to my ace-in-the-hole
resource, Area 51's living legend, Blackjack Jack for help with the answer.
Blackjack tells me that the government has been using satellites to read and
control the minds of certain citizens for decades. He figures your uncle might
be one of them since the radio signal from his new pace-maker is doing something
wacky to the slot machines. His first question to me was; did he get it put
in by the "they" at a Veterans Hospital?
Blackjack thought you might be on to something when you suggested Reynolds
Wrap, since the use of aluminum helmets (beanies) has become a common guerrilla
tactic against the government's invasive snoopery. Arrayed against satellites
hovering overhead, and presumably against the White House's recently revealed
spying tactics, the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headgear
that shields your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control
carriers. These beanies are supposed to protect you against all incoming radio
signals, and also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading. Mild
disadvantage: they also block the mental exits, threatening thought-back-up
and possible head swelling so the beanies don't fit right anymore. Beanie
labels caution against careless over-thinking.
Blackjack tells me that earlier AFDBs, with caramel chips in the stator, didn't
always work properly, because sugar crystals corrupted the spy function and
actually caused thinking in some brains. To safeguard against that awkward development,
advise Uncle Twirch to wear only the AFBDs manufactured after Jan 3, 2005, whose
serial number begins with XXXT, and always to approach slot machines walking
backward with short steps. He should also avoid the Chinese knock-offs with
the little propeller on top. Those can bring on paranoia when tuned into the
frequency ranges reserved specifically for governmental use.
So, Gurth, for a sane, sensible solution, Blackjack adds the following: Have
Uncle pull the slot handle with his left hand while, with his right hand, tapping
his beanie with a lead salad fork. That should do the trick.
Gambling Wisdom of the Week: "The one golden nugget of strategy
that works for all games for just about all players is this: SLOW DOWN! What's
your rush! Take it easy. Chill out!" --Frank Scoblete, "109 Ways To
Beat The Casinos"
