Dear Mark,
I have been enthralled by watching the World Poker Tour
on the Travel Channel. Talk about a show that hooks you. I actually have
visions of grandeur and think that I too could play at the level I have
seen on TV. I usually do quite well in my Friday night game with friends
from work. Anyhow, in the past you have recommended using a computer to
get better at video poker and blackjack. Do you know of any software
programs that would get my current limited skills up to a professional
level? David D.
In serious training for competition, be it Texas Hold'em, blackjack for
some decent moolah, or even a Euchre tournament, I get in shape by
playing literally tens of thousands of hands against a computer. Most
computer programs out there will beat average players, which makes those
programs useful tools for competition against mere mortals.
But
today's software cannot train you to compete against the best poker
players in the world. Poker involves deceiving, lying, stealing, and a
whole host of other plunger virtues you would need in order to drive
other players off the pot. You cannot deceive a computer, and therefore,
it cannot distinguish between inconsistent play (misplaying a hand) and
stealing that huge pot with a deceptive bluff.
Speculating that you may be off your meds, dreaming that you can play
poker against the pros, I will make one software recommendation. In
fact, I like this program so much that I own a Windows laptop for this
sole purpose: to play countless hands of Texas Hold'em. Otherwise, I am
in the Macintosh world where no such Texas Hold'em program exists,
discounting Casino by Sierra Software, which is amusing but not
qualified for gamesmanship upgrading.
So, David, my recommended software would be Turbo Texas Hold'em by
Wilson Software. The current version has some pretty tough opponents to
read, decent graphics, warnings if your bet disagrees with your personal
advisor's, 3D charts and graphs, adjustable blinds and limits, and
opponents who check, raise, and adjust their play to yours, based on the
number of opponents and the action on the prior streets [see note] and
hands. It retails for $89.95. Granted, that's a whistling price, but a
lot cheaper than losing hundreds, if not thousands, at those
Friday-night kitchen-table jousts against the scalawags you call
friends. B-u-u-u-t against the teeth of the pros on the World poker
Tour, you are still a red meat moment.
You can purchase Turbo Texas Hold'em from the Gambler's Book Shop. Give
them a shout at 800-522-1777. Tell 'em I sent you, but don't dare tell
'em I promised to turn you into a pro.
Dear Mark,
Does the number of coins put in the machine ever affect
the randomness of the outcome? Jenny S.
All pulls are random, Jenny, and the number of coins played has
absolutely no effect on determining when, or what type of, winning
symbols will appear on the machine.
Actually, Jenny, indulge my getting a trifle more specific.
Government-controlled Gaming Regulations require that electronic
gambling devices produce random gaming results. In order to comply with
this requirement, electronic games of all types use a random number
generator (RNG) software algorithm to determine game outcome. While the
gaming machine looks idle to you and me, just waiting for someone like
Jenny to deposit one or more coins or push a play credit button, the RNG
algorithm is called into play hundreds of times per second. The RNG has
approximately 16,000,000,000,000,000,000 possible outcomes and,
depending of course on the type of game, there will be billions and
billions of outcomes that map into any set of cards, or slot machine
symbols. This, Jenny, ensures that all game outcomes are completely
random.
Gambling quote of the week: "In order to learn any game,
you have to find the best players and play with them."- Poker
legend, Johnny Moss
