Dear Mark,
If a slot player walks away from a machine leaving
credits in it, and someone else walks up and plays those credits, is that
okay? Are credits fair game for everyone else? Nancy G.
According to them, and we all know who them is, 'taint yours. Luckily,
if Sticky-finger is caught, there is no soundproof room with a
glove-vice waiting. In fact, I have never heard of any
leftover-credits-playing culprit being shown the door.
But that doesn't mean there are not naughty charlatans who make a living
scavenging the millions lost each year by gamblers who forget their
stored credits (winnings).
Called "sea gulling" in gamblese, it is illegal to purposively circle
the casino looking for orphan credits on a slot machine, or even change
on the floor.
I have seen player impostors given the heave-ho (the
dreaded permanent 86) for making a full-time occupation of cruising the
casino on the lookout for easy pickings.
Clearly, you're not a casino conniver looking for an easy score. But a
tip to you and other slot-playing patrons: before you walk away from any
slot machine, dont forget to press the cash-out button. You might tattoo
that bit of wisdom on your thumbnail.
Dear Mark,
I was especially interested in a recent column where
you compare the three table poker games and suggested Three Card Poker
as being the best. I interpret your message in this paragraph to say
that playing the "Pair Plus" option is the best percentage-wise for the
player. Am I correct? Or, should we play both the Ante and Pair Plus,
then Play if we have a good hand? Hilda R.
Ordinarily, Three Card Poker is a better play than Caribbean Stud
(-5.3%), better than Let it Ride (-3.5%), and even better than Pai Gow
Poker (-2.5%).
As to the best bet in Three Card Poker itself, it
depends, Hilda, on whether like your cards or not; I'll rephrase that — on
whether you should like your cards. The house edge is 3.37% against the
Ante alone, but only 2.01% against your queen-6-4, if you decide to make
the Play bet. With a Pair Plus wager, the casino advantage is slightly
higher at 2.32%.
But just when you think you've got your juju flowing over the low house
edge of Three Card Poker, take a quick look upstream. Most casinos are
now tightening the screws on Three Card Poker by reducing the payoffs on
straight flushes and three-of-a-kinds. It's screamingly worse on the
Pair Plus payoffs. For example, by making a crafty change on what you're
paid for a straight flush from 40-to-1 to 35-to-1, and nibbling down
threes-of-a-kind from 30-to-1 to 25-to-1, the house edge jumps to 4.58%,
making this originally good game go bad, way bad.
Stick exclusively to these payoffs on Pair Plus wagers:
Straight
flush: 40 to 1
Three-of-a-kind: 30 to 1
Straight: 6 to 1
Flush:
4 to 1
Pair: Even money 1 to 1
Also, to avoid pocketbook piracy, make sure the Ante Bonus payoff
follows this schedule:
Straight flush: pays 5 to 1
Three-of-a-kind: pays 4 to 1
Straight: pays 1 to 1
Better yet, Hilda, think about giving Mini-Baccarat a try, or even
blackjack, using perfect basic strategy. Each has a house edge well
under 2%, whipping all the table games mentioned above.
Gambling quote of the week: "Essentially, expert card counters
know the right bet and the right play at all times. Understandably, this
doesn't thrill the casinos." Michael Konik, The Man With The
$100,000 Breasts
