Dear Mark,
I feel I am decent player at video poker. I also feel I
am ready to move up the ladder to the poker room. Are there enough
similarities between the two to make me a successful player? Clarence M.
Before you thrust your hand into that beehive, I got to tell ya,
Clarence, you might not enjoy the honey. BEE-sides, Clarence,
proficiency at table poker takes years of practice — a sort of beekeeper's
protection, lacking which you will be stung senseless by the killer
drones that swarm over poker tables.
Skill aside, there are subtle differences — far too many for this column's
space limits. But for starters, in video poker, you are playing against
a machine that doesn't talk back, nor snicker at shabby play, nor give a
hoot whether and how much you win or lose. In table poker, you are
facing thinking and skill-rich adversaries, some of whom make their
living off of "video poker graduates." They who can bluff you into
giving up a winning hand and as easily get you to fold what would have
been a winning hand, in both cases easing you into Livin' La Vida Broka.
Video poker's other valuable variables include no "ante" with the
exception of the coins you initially risk on the game. There are no bets
to call or raise to build a pot. The video poker pot is predetermined
never changes, except for progressive machines. With video poker, the
higher the hand, the more you win, with royal flushes paying sweet and
heavy buckaroos, while on the table game, the best you can do is to win
the pot — often a starved and measly mess. With video poker, you set
your own pace and more importantly, decide how much to invest in each
hand and selecting a machine consistent with your plan.
Not so on a table game. In a spread limit game, any wagers between the
two limits are allowed. Also, hand totals can be different and
discouraging. In video poker, three deuces are just as powerful as three
aces.
That constitutes the Preface to the Poker 101 text. Do consider this
brief shower of words before they evaporate, Clarence, and learn by
heart: "Self-proclaimed aptitude at video poker isn't in a class with
expertise at the human poker table."
Dear Mark,
One of the more difficult decisions to make in pai gow
poker is what to do when you have two pairs. How do you recommend
setting your hands when you get them? Adrian G.
Initially, Adrian, let's clue in some of the readers as to what you mean
by "setting your hands."
Pai gow poker begins with the
dealer dealing seven cards to each player. Each player must then arrange
his seven cards into two hands. One hand, called the high hand, consists
of the five cards. The other is aptly named the low hand, and consists
of the remaining two cards. The object of the game is to form a high
hand and a low hand that are BOTH higher in rank than the dealer's
corresponding hands. As your question intimates, Adrian, setting a
two-pair hand can lead the novice player into costly errors.
Foremost, your playing strategy depends on the rank of your pairs. If
one of your two pairs is aces, kings or queens, then split the pairs by
putting the As, Ks or Qs in the high hand and the other pair in the low
hand. But if you have a sole king or ace that could be used in your low
hand, place your two pair in the high hand. If you have neither, then
split the pairs with the higher pair in the high hand, and the lower
pair in the low hand.
Gambling quote of the week: "In games of pure chance the
tension felt by the player is only feebly communicated to the onlooker."
Johan Huizinga, Homo Ludens (1949)
