Dear Mark,
My sister and I love to
spend the day by the pool before we take in a little gambling in the
evening. Since we are going to Las Vegas next month, do you have any
recommendations of hotels that offer decent pools? Faye K.
Congratulations, Faye, for treating
gambling more like a time-killing recreational activity. All gamblers
when coming to Las Vegas should plan other activities like visiting the
Hoover Dam, the many fine shows, shopping, health clubs, tennis or golf.
Make it an enjoyable, entertaining trip, not all gambling. Now for my
favorite cee-ment ponds. I'll first preface my choices by telling you
that gray is my favorite color, and I love inclement weather, not the
heat or intense sunshine of Las Vegas. But since you asked, my preferred
choices, for all the wrong reasons, are the swimming holes at the Rio,
the Mirage and the Tropicana: the Rio, not because they actually have a
sandy beach, but because it's closest to my favorite buffet; the Mirage,
not because it's the place to be seen, but because I kept a room key
from a previous visit so when my friends stay in Vegas I can sneak in;
and finally, the Tropicana, not because it has the largest pool or
poolside blackjack, but because if you walk up to the Island Winners
Club, fill out a player application, and gamble a minimal amount,
they'll give you a room for $39.95.
So based on what you just read, Faye, you
really don't want my opinion. Instead, call the Las Vegas Chamber for
hotel information at (800) 445-8864 and see what they recommend.
Dear Mark,
Why is it that every
time the dice fly off the table, the next number to roll is the seven?
Uncanny isn't it? Should I bet on the seven every time the dice go off
the game? Robert N.
You would think, Robert, that every time
you hear a dealer call "It's on the ground, look around, it must be
found" or "Too tall to call" that the smart thing to do would be to
place a wager on the number seven because you believe it's going to roll
again. You'd be thinkin' wrong, pardner. By making this wager part of
your betting repertoire, you could easily be joining the most pathetic
bunch of losers since my ninth grade remedial shop math class. Why?
Because the probability of a seven showing on any roll, off the table or
not, is only 16.67 percent. Forget what you perceive. Each roll of the
dice always remains the same, an independent event. More bad news. The
one-roll wager on the seven is the worst bet on the crap table. Casino
advantage, 16.7 percent.
Sorry, Robert, what you perceive as
happening all the time is anecdotal evidence, not reality. Stay away
from this wager!
Dear Mark,
I love the thrill and
action of a casino. My wife, out of fear of making mistakes and being
harassed by other players, prefers to sit in front of a slot machine.
She avoids table games like the plague. I can't even get her to play
with me on my favorite game, blackjack. Do many players have this
anxiety? Chuck L.
Anyone who has ever been chastised for
hitting a 16 when the dealer shows a five can appreciate the anonymity
of a slot machine. Your wife obviously prefers a non-threatening
environment where her decisions won't be second-guessed.
I'm with you, Chuck. I would love to see
your wife experience table games offering excellent bets for the player,
but who can blame her? Why get verbally abused for faulty draws when a
slot machine will allow her the freedom to play her way, at her own
pace, without harassment.
