Dear Mark,
Even though I left Detroit in 1994, I still go online to read the Detroit News
and your column. One thing I do not understand is what the fascination with slot
machines is. You, insert coin, pull lever, insert coin, pull lever, insert coins,
etc. it seems almost mind numbing. I only play blackjack because to me at least,
I have more of a say in the outcome than just, insert coin, pull lever, insert
coin. Am I missing something? Am I mistaken or is Blackjack the one game with
the highest degree of self-determined outcome? Jim L.
Dear Mark,
I'm new to casino gambling and would like to find something in the casino that
is very easy to play (where no brains are needed), and the house edge isn't
sky-high. Is it slots, or is there something else? Kathy R.
For starters, Jim -- I'll get back to you in moment, Kathy -- blackjack isn't
the only worthy wager the casino offers. True, games like blackjack or video
poker involve some skill; but there are plenty of others, for instance craps,
where placing the correct bet in the right place on the layout can give what
you refer to as "the highest degree of self-determined outcome."
As for slots, besides the fact that little gray matter is needed to yank a
handle, players like them because they are playing against a machine that doesn't
talk back, nor snicker at shabby play, not give a hoot whether and how much
you win or lose, oh, and I forgot to mention, give you a shot at those progressive
bonus jackpots that allow you to fantasize of champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
Casinos love providing those mind-numbing machines because they don't talk
back to the management, they don't ask for Christmas week off, and they don't
require medical and dental insurance, oh, and --- how could I forget ---they've
got that cozy double-digit casino edge on most machines.
But not all slots, Jim, and you too Kathy, pillage your pocketbook. Casinos
do offer "liberal" slot machines. What I mean by liberal slots are
those in the casinos that advertise a higher payback percentage-like a 98.5%
return-on selected machines. You'll need to find a casino advertising liberal
paybacks, you'll then need to ask someone in slot personnel which machines those
are. Sure, continually pressing a credit button might be monotonous, but you'll
have to use your noggin for machine selection.
As for you, Kathy, a newbie with little or no casino gambling experience who
wants something effortless to play, I would recommend baccarat. Baccarat is
one of the easiest casino games to play (you don't even have to know the rules
because correct hitting is predetermined), and the stakes are relatively low
when you play on a mini-baccarat table. The house advantage is either 1.17%
when betting the bank hand or 1.36% with a player hand wager.
Dear Mark,
When you see a video representation of cards for video blackjack or dice for
video craps, are the odds the same as those of a live game, or are they altered
to give the casino an even greater advantage? Jeff R.
It is a Nevada (and I'm sure most states follow suit) law that video representations
of dice and cards follow the same odds as those in a real game with a human
dealer. If the games, Jeff, are already profitable based on a fair play, the
casino has no reason to swindle you.
What you need to concern yourself with is "altered" rules. For instance,
in video blackjack, it's tough to find a machine that pays you the true value
of a blackjack (3 for 2). Most video blackjack machines pay even money on natural
21's. The loss of that bonus is going to cost you an additional 2.3 percent.
On these machines you are giving away a considerable amount percentage-wise,
but the cards dealt, and dice thrown are random.
Gambling Wisdom of the Week: Poker is the only game for a grown man.
Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's hand is against yours.
--Somerset Maugham
