Dear Mark,
Why is it that every
time I'm dealt one card short of the royal flush, when I draw I never
get the card I need? Just yesterday I was dealt all but the queen of
spades, and sure enough, I got the lousy three of hearts. It makes me
believe the casino controls who and when someone hits a jackpot. Why
can't that queen of spades show up just once? Katherine R.
What do you expect, Katherine? The queen
of spades represents Athena, the Greek goddess of war. Pull out a deck
of cards and look at her closely. She's the only armed queen in the
deck. Even Homer in the Illiad, described her as a fierce battle
goddess who continually intervened on the side of the Greeks in the
Trojan War. Expect her to arbitrate on behalf of the casino every time.
Seriously, Katherine, I could bore you to
tears by trying to explain how the pseudo-random number generator
determines the cards you will get, but instead, I'll simply describe the
difficulties you're up against when fate blesses you with four of the
five cards needed for a royal flush.
Because there are 2,598,960 possible
poker hands using a 52-card deck, you're going to feel pretty good when
your hand is one card shy of gaming ecstasy. But although the big
jackpot appears to be only one card away, your chances are really only
one in 47 or just over two percent. Another way to visualize its
difficulty is taking a thousand video poker players lucky enough to
start with your proposed hand. A ten of spades, jack of spades, king of
spades, ace of spades and a three of hearts. Naturally, all in my
controlled group will discard the three of hearts, leaving only 21
mathematically hitting the royal flush, then 150 flushes, 128 straights,
191 high pair hands and 510 who think, like you, the big fix is on.
Sorry, Katherine, it's just not as easy
as it seems, but keep trying. Someday Athena may look favorably on you.
Oh, yes, a final thought. In case you
want to know what the remaining better halves of the kings represent?
The queen of diamonds is Rachel, wife of Jacob and mother of the twelve
sons who founded the twelve tribes of Israel. The queen of clubs is an
anagram of Regina, signifying queen. The queen of hearts is Judith of
Bavaria, daughter-in-law of Charlemagne. And of course, we've already
met Athena.
Dear Mark,
I would like to know a
little about the four suits and their rank from highest to lowest. Does
one suit on a video poker machine rank higher than another? Joe C.
Generally no, but occasionally a casino
will have a promotion with designated video poker machines paying higher
jackpots if certain straights, flushes or royals are in a particular
suit. There are also a few video poker machines that pay a mega-jackpot
if you hit a royal flush in a predetermined suit with cards in
sequential order. (Example: 10 of Hearts, JH, QH, KH and Ace of Hearts.)
And what are the possibilities of hitting a consecutive card royal in a
prearranged suit? Let's just say, Joe, it's easier to hit your New York
state lottery.
Now for some bar stool trivia. Though
cards have existed since the earliest Asian civilizations, France had
the greatest influence on the creation of the modern deck. They
eliminated the major arcana and combined the knight and page, reduced
the size of the deck to 52 cards and simplified the suit symbols to red
diamonds and hearts, black spades and trefoils (clover leaves). They
were produced in mass quantity after Johann Gutenberg invented the
printing press in 1455, and the four suits reflect the structure of the
medieval society. Hearts-priesthood; spades-nobility; clubs-peasantry;
diamonds-the wealthy merchant class.
By the way, after Gutenberg printed the
1,284-page Gutenberg Bible on the printing press, the second impressions
made were of playing cards.
