Dear Mark,
Where I play Jacks or Better video poker, some machines have different pay tables,
the difference being what you are paid for a full house. One machine returns nine
coins, another eight. How much am I giving up playing a machine that gives eight
coins back for a full house versus one that gives nine? Sammy H.
For the standard game of Jacks or Better, strategy No. 1 is to pick the game
with the best payout table. Typically, the higher the payout for a full house
(and a flush, you neglected them in your question) the greater the return. For
example, on a Jacks or Better machine, 9 for a full house, 6 for a flush has
a 99.5 percent return; 8 for a full house, 5 for a flush has a 97.4%
return; 7 for a full house, 5 for a flush has a 96.3% return; and 6 for
a full house, 5 for a flush has a 95.2% return.
The above returns, Sammy, are based on machines NOT connected to progressive
jackpots. On an 8/5 progressive quarter machine, when the jackpot for a royal
flush is more than $2,200, or $8,800 for dollar play, an 8/5 video poker machine
can have a better return than a 9/6 machine.
Dear Mark,
A couple quick questions, if I may, regarding how to play a few different hands
at Jacks or Better video poker. Which is better to draw from; an open-end 4-card
straight versus no high cards, one high card, two high cards or three high cards?
A low pair opposed to two high cards? Two cards to a royal flush against a high
pair (a winning hand), and three cards to a royal versus a high pair? Jerry
M.
Below, Jerry, are the correct strategies to your rapid-fire questions.
An open-ended 4-card straight is more powerful than one, two, three, or even
four non-sequential high cards. A low pair is a superior hand over two high
cards. As to your last question, you keep a high pair over two cards to a royal,
even a three-card royal. However, the expected value (win potential) of three
cards to a royal and a high pair is so insignificant, even I abstain from perfect
basic strategy and jump on the chance, as remote as it might be, of hitting
the elusive royal flush.
By the way, Jerry, the definition of expected value is the average value of
all the wins attainable (after the discards are replaced), if the optimum cards
are retained and each unique possible draw occurs.
Dear Mark,
While playing a hand in poker, is it acceptable to talk about, actually mislead
the other players at the table about the hand you are playing? Isn't that
considered "table talk," a no-no in poker? Joel M.
When your jabbering about a hand you are personally involved in, with the intent
of misleading or manipulating other players, in gamblese, it's not called
"table talk," but instead, it's called "coffeehousing."
Is it kosher? Well, Joel, it sort of depends on whom you ask. Half the players
I play with would say misleading chatter is fair play. Personally, I consider
coffeehousing at best, downright rude.
Like coffeehousing, table talk is a discussion at the table regarding the hand
currently underway by players no longer involved in the pot, especially any
talk that might affect play. The most common example of table talk is announcing
what cards a player has just folded. For example, if the flop shows trips (J-J-J),
and a player who had already folded sees the flop and screams out
"blankity blank," they have done a disservice to anyone at the table
who thought they might like to bluff having caught quads
(four-of-a-kind). Better yet, uncalled-for squeals might even bring out a six-shooter
from some pissed-off player.
Gambling quote of the week: "When the chips are flowing faster than
the Missouri River during a hurricane, it's easy to feel as if you're omnipotent
at the tables." –gaming author Barry Meadow